Animate yourself. Yes you can animate yourself with a photo of yourself, animate it and bingo…it comes to life. What I did was I create create a photofit of myself using this link and then animate myself using this link…..and here I am….50% accurate, 50% imagination. To tell you the truth, it is the best I can create of my photofit.

Oh, you can personalise it, send it to your friends, post it on your blog or web site, use it as an answering machine etc.

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Its the weekend. Relax and unwind. Forget your woes.
Found this funny article that is bound to tickle you. Anyway, the contents have been changed a little because of its slightly sensitive words. Here it goes:

LEARNING HOKKIEN IS AS EASY AS ABCChildren is “kina kia”
Boy is “zha poh kia”
Girl is “zha boh kia”
Bird is “chiao kia”
Korean car is “kia”
Furniture is “Ikia”
Police is “mata kia”
Handphone is “Nokia”
Small house is “chu kia” Picture is ” ang kong kia “
My friend is a “Hokkien Kia”
Caucasian is “ang moh kia”
Chinese is “deng lang kia”
Japanese is “jit pun kia”
Bad guy is “pai kia”
Good guy is “ho kia”
Person who read this is “gong kia” *
If you laugh, you are “siao kia” *

* For the sake of non-hokkien kia:“Hokkien is Singapore’s Major Chinese Dialect”
“Gong Kia” roughly means Stupid Fool
“Siao Kia roughly means Crazy Fool
I almost fell off my chair laughing like a Siao Kia.
Have a “siao”…I mean Great Weekend !!!

Christmas Song – 2008 version

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It’s hitting you once
It’s hitting you twice
It doesn’t care if you’ve been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town.

It’s worthless if you’ve got shares
It’s worthless if you’ve got bonds
It’s safe when you’ve got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better keep cash
I’m telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

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For the last few days, images of that poor man being killed by White Tigers at the Singapore Zoo keep replaying in my mind – images of his last moments face to face with that big cat – he was actually staring at the jaws of death and this was captured on photo by a Tourist!!! This brought back flashes of image of another episode which happened in Malaysia where a Man was actually swallowed by a giant Phyton snake. Gosh, I can’t imagine being swallowed by a Snake and of all things, snake is one my phobias, phobia of snakes and worms or crawlies.

Just to take my mind off this sad episode, here’s something light-hearted which I want to share with you:

A woman visited the Singapore government marriage matchmaking Agency, SDU, and requested: “I am looking for a husband. Please help me to find a suitable one.”

The SDU officer said, “Your requirements, please.”

“Oh, he must be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing.
Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out.
Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.”

The officer listened intently and after a long pause, replied:
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“Ma’am, I think what you need is a Television.”

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.

I was on my Yahoo Mail yesterday when news of “Man Killed By Zoo Tigers in Singapore Zoo” caught my eyes. My first thought was – this can’t be happening in Singapore and in a world class zoo which is highly secured and safe. Then on second thought, I told my colleagues this must be a suicide case. Then it was all over the news on TVs and other media and by all accounts, the whole episode points to a case of suicide.

You know, there are many ways to die, like jumping off a high-rise building or structure, drug overdose, gas inhalation, jumping on the railway track…… Yaks! To be killed by animal and the prospect of being eating alive….wondered what was on his mind and why he does what he did.

And Today it was on the front page of the Straits Times (Singapore) and here’s the story:

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CLEANER KILLED BY ZOO TIGERS

A Cleaner at the Singapore Zoological Garden who jumped into the white tiger enclosure yesterday was killed by the animals as a horrified crowd looked on helplessly.

Malaysian, Nordin Montong, 32, was set upon by two of the three big cats in the enclosure at around noon.

According to eyewitnesses, Mr Montong, who was seen shouting and flinging items about shortly before the incident, vaulted a low wall and landed in a moat in the enclosure, four metres below.

Carrying a yellow pail and a broom, he then crossed the 1.75m-deep moat, walk up to a rocky ledge near where the Tigers were and began agitating them by swinging the broom.

As two of the tigers approached him, he covered his head with the pail, lay down on the ground, and curled himself into a foetal position, according to two eyewitnesses…….”

He must have died a horrible death but I guessed he still want to look good or rather recognisable in death by covering his head with the pail. God bless him and may he rest in peace.

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Obama has done it! It all begins with a dream…a childhood dream. His forefathers would never have dreamt of it. Every successful person’s journey begins with a Dream… successful people like Tiger Woods, Louis Hamilton and the list goes on. Dreams can turn into reality. We too can realise our dreams only if we set our hearts and souls to it. Just as in Singapore, we dare to dream.

31 Great Dilbert Quotes in Lighter Vein

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting
on your pants.

12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented
the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success…. Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

And my favourite …

31.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,
fattening or married to someone else.

What is Dilbert or Who Is Dilbert?

Dilbert is a cartoon strip about workplace created by Scotts Adams and has a wide following in the United States. When not drawing or thinking, Scott Adams hits the lecture circuit where, according to Newsweek , “he is treated like a rock star.”

Earning Money: The Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
“You are employed” he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email”.
“I’m sorry”, said the HR manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”
The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him for his email address.
The man replied,”I don’t have an email.”
The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!” The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2
If you don’t have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email or the internet,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl, than a millionaire……….

P/s: I am closing my email account, shutting down this site & going to sell tomatoes!!! See you in the wet market……..

So are you inspired??? I am. But seriously, that’s how we all grow whether you are in business or just an employee. Think about that!!!

Toadstools or Mushrooms – they are hard to differentiate. What’s the difference anyway – they are all FUNGI.
I found them (see photos below) at Punggol Field where I live. The grass patches along the pedestrian walkway are littered with these Mushrooms. Mushroom sounds better than “Toad-Stool”, I guessed. Hmm…I wonder who coin this word ToadStool or how this word was formed. He or she must have pictured it as a Stool for the Toad to Sit on, huh?.

They are actually quite pretty! And I just couldn’t resist capturing them with my handphone camera, which is not so clear as to bring out the real beauty.

This one is cute but not so on picture and its for
single Toad with small small bum to sit on!

It doesn’t look so pretty on picture and its for
triple-sharing – for Papa Toad, Mama Toad
and Baby Toad to sit on!

I like this one. Its rather cute and pretty. This
is for Toad with big bum to sit on or lie down
for sunbathing

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Toads or Frogs? What’s the difference? How to differentiate them. This
is easy. We all learned it in school – Toad has rough and dry skin whilst
frog has smooth and wet skin. That’s not too difficult, isn’t it.
Anyway, they are all Anurans – tailless amphibians.

Actually come to think of it, all I wanted was to capture these images and
share them with you but I end up making a joke out of them….hehehe

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